(so I beleıeved Him and we shared manythg)
6. You shall not murder.
Yes, please don't.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
Well, it's too late for that, isn't it? :D Anyway, let's put it like this You shall not commit adultery against your heart. I am now taking a ciggy brake to laugh my ass off on what I just wrote....OK, let me go further. You might want to now find a new guy as soon as possible to substitute for the last one or find as many guys as possible to replenish your ego. Well, if you are sure it will make you feel better, sure, go ahead but most likely you will make some bad choices and wake up next to a person you really don't want to wake up next to. And then you will have to do the morning after small talk thinking how stupid this now feels and what were you thinking (or what was tequila thinking). Try finding somebody you actually like, not some drunk asshole just to have a one night stand as soon as possible and make yourself feel better. And trust me, been there, done that, it doesn't work.
8. You shall not stalk.
Erase his number, erase him from facebook, erase all the messages, phone calls and emails. It will keep you away from drunk texting or god forbid sexting. If you have this silly deal that you stay friends, well, don't. At least for a while. Remove him from your life. Explain that to the guy. If he ever loved you, he will understand. If he didn't, well, than you should erase him anyway. It would be great if we had (in a deep villain's voice) this magic button that we press and a person disappears so you don't have to think what is he doing now and what gorgeous girl he is sleeping with and how great his life is now because he doesn't exist any more. But then there would be probably no one left out here. (And the earth would flourish and all the plants and animals would live happily ever after). Anyway, you can't do that because we already went through the 6th commandment but what you can do is to throw out everything that he gave you and that reminds you of him. It's just stuff anyway. You have your memories. Of course, don't throw useful stuff. For example I just threw away a towel, some bracelets, erased the photos, the music that we listened to (there is anyway so much more great music) and well, some other more...let's say...private stuff I got. But I kept the USB stick.
9. You shall not bear false thoughts against reason.
So you are brokenhearted? Feel free to join our club! It is called EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET (that doesn't have more important things to worry about) club. And you get to drink more beer with a good excuse. Every single person no matter how perfect it is will at some point for one or the other reason be brokenhearted. OK, let me paraphrase it - every single person that has a heart. I know a lot of Germans that don't. (Sorry. It's funny.) And for every person there will be somebody who doesn't love them. We can't make people love us. There is nothing you can say or do to make somebody love you. If you think, I should have been more like this and this...nope, wouldn't help. And first you have to realise: HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU. And don't wait for him cause HE NEVER WILL. But somebody else will. Remember that. And keep on walking (Johnny)
I don't know what to say on this but yes, please don't. The guy is not worth coveting your neighbour's donkey. Or male servant. I don't know what covet means and I don't want to check because it sounds in my head very sexual (that's new...) and by this really funny. You see, nonsense humour always helped me. And black humour also. You can always laugh at your situation, if you have some kind of humour. I know a a lot of Germans that...OK no, I am not doing it again. Just laugh how fucked up you are and how meaningless it is. And you must have heard it a million times, but yes, it could be much worse. It was a tradition in my home that my father always says if I can't finish my food - what about all the hungry kids in Africa. I always found it very absurd - OK dad, give them my food. But the fact is this is all first world girl's problems. And you should be grateful how great life you have. (I also always wanted to bomb the house of every person that said this to me when I was bad but it is a fact).
...you could have been a sheep during bayram
So this is it then. It is difficult, difficult lemon difficult and nobody can help you. And nobody ever will. You can see thousands of motivational movies and hear thousands of times how amazing you are and how everything will be all right from your friends but I can guarantee you, it won't be all right. Not until you make yourself all right. Or time makes you all right. So just laugh yourself through and it will be over in a second.
P.S. By reading this post, you agreed that you will not hold me responsible for any misfortune you had based on my advice.
10 commandments in progress
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